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Thursday, April 30, 2009


cute right Bernard...

well, for most people who know me,
today's my Birthday!

i would like to thank all those who wished me a happy birthday,especially the guys and girls who sang me a birthday song in the canteen. felt kind of pai seh but thanks a lot.

kind of sad that Ms Tan would be leaving but well, if the LORD has planned it, then i guess we all have to except it.
Thank You for being our mentor Ms Tan, keep in contact!

well, it's an exciting day so ya i enjoyed it myself!

May the LORD be with Ms Tan...
& I cannot wait to watch NC16 movies =D

{4/30/2009 08:49:00 PM}

Wednesday, April 29, 2009
please call me on my handphone, not my house at this hour!
i would be awake not asleep.

so call my handphone!

{4/29/2009 11:02:00 PM}

Tuesday, April 28, 2009
What Is Emo?

can anyone explain...?

{4/28/2009 07:01:00 PM}

ok since i started this, i thought i come up with a few more
& since this is the mid-year exam period, i have come out with...

How To Beat : Stress!

WARNING : These How To Beat tips are just nonsense created by me. It is all for crude fun, however I believe that some of these might work but are highly not advisable to try unless you have a back-up plan
(the following "stunts" are done by a potential asshole, please and be warned that it is highly advisable not to try it. The potential asshole would not be hold accountable if you try any of these "stunts")

like always.

Suggestions are in Red
Comments are in Blue

1. Scream & Shout/Smashing Or Whacking Stuff

  • well, it relieves you and from what i have read before, shouting at your pillow might also work. But don't any how smash and whack stuff. Your pillow is something you might not want to smash but just whack but make sure you don't whack till the feathers/cotton comes out.

2. Go Out.

  • It is not recommended but if you need a break. Get out and get some fresh air. Spent your money freely (Unless you want to beat The Economic Crisis then i highly advice you, no.) but make sure you spend it on important stuff.

3. Take A Break

  • Take a few mins (or even a few hours) break after studying for a long time. But don't overspend your time taking a break if not you might not get the "kick" to study after a long break.

4. Go On A Holiday

  • This might work even if you are trying to beat The Economic Crisis because these days, travel fares are quite cheap so go get a short holiday in the South-East Asia area. Especially on a beach where you can get fresh air and great winds.

5. Sleep

  • Sleep always work. You can treat it as a form of break but when you are awake, you should be much more fresh and ready to study.

6. Pick up a hobby

  • Pick up a hobby, at least you know you got something intersting to do. Best of all, you like doing it!

well,that's all for today. hope the tips might work for most of you.

& if you got any suggestions/comments or anything you don't like about my new segment, write/post it on my tagboard.

*End of Post ---> Enjoy Your Tuesday*


{4/28/2009 06:04:00 PM}

Monday, April 27, 2009

ok, for my this new segment, it's called.


How To Beat : ?

well it tells you how one can be able to overcome a certain thing that is happening to us and especially the world
usually there are 5 tips, but it can expand.
(& it's not in any order)

The one's in Red are suggestions
The one's in Blue are my comments.

& for today's topic, it would be...

How To Beat : The Economic Crisis

WARNING: These How To Beat tips are just nonsense created by me. It is all for fun,however, I believe that some of these might work but are highly not advisable to try unless you have a back-up plan
(the following "stunts" are done by a potential asshole, please and be warned that it is highly advisable not to try this. The potential asshole would not be hold accountable if you try any of these "stunts")

alright, let's start.

1. Break up with your girlfriend or boyfriend

  • Unless you are serious about it. If not you might just be spending too much money for your other half (& then after saying this, hundreds and thousands of couples would come and hunt me down...)

2. Don't buy expensive items

  • Unless these stuff are good in quality and are worth buying, if not don't waste your money on "crap" (wait especially for a discount. do not buy anything on impulse, especially pets!!!)

3. Just Walk.

  • well, it definitely works. Unless you are going to the other side of the country or going overseas then get a vehicle. (A bicycle might also be useful.)

4. Go To Work

  • ok, basically, it might help out in your family income (but don't neglect your studies!)

5. Stay home

  • This is kind of like number 2. If you are outside, you would definitely spend money (ok, 99% of the time) so if you stay home, you are only paying for your bills which is much cheaper than going out. (well, maybe)

alright, that's the first 5 tips (maybe)

if you have any suggestions for this How To Beat : The Economic Crisis, feel free to place it on my tag-box.

if you are also not happy about one of my suggestions, please also inform me on my tag-box. Like i said, it's all nonsense but it might work.

*End of Post*


{4/27/2009 06:20:00 PM}

well, it's a monday

& for my next post would be a new thing.
i am still accepting quotes (which have not been coming in for a long time) however.
so sent in your quotes =D

*End of Post, See The Next Post =D*

{4/27/2009 06:17:00 PM}

Saturday, April 18, 2009
the weather.
i cannot believe it's so freaking hot.
i feel like Roast Chicken.



it is really really hot but my handphone camera cannot really capture it...





WTF?! 32 degree Celsius?!

Darn, Stupid Weather...

if only burning of coal was all good and no side-effects
& Global Warming didn't exsisted...

*End of Post*

Note: Remember to drink lots of water for the weather is very hot.

{4/18/2009 02:31:00 PM}














CAKE CAKE!
Freaking Nice cause very rich in chocolate!
















& a close-up.
well, that's all.
Good Morning/Night.

{4/18/2009 01:01:00 AM}

Friday, April 17, 2009
ok, today was kind of tiring but fun at the same time.
well, since i didn't do much, let's start with recess.
i was bored so i took this.
Serious Sia!
it wasn't usual to see Jeremy like that (for me that is)
he said he was tired so he didn't talk much...
wonder if he noticed me taking a picture of him.
then like after school i needed to go back home to take slippers for BB
so i followed some of them to go buy the food for the party
& at the same time, i wanted to go to Ananas Cafe to get the $2 Nasi Lemak
then half-way (like close to 1/4 la.) they suddenly say change time, so i didn't went to get my slipper.
Just as walking towards school, i realised, $2 Nasil Lemak at Ananas Cafe.
Crap, forgot all about it.
Luckily Limbang got MacDonald's
then Regan, Jeremy & I went to MacDonald's
had only $2 so only ate a burger. Wasn't much full but it kind of filled me moments later.
then after that return back to school, i asked Jeremy for slippers.
He was willing to lend me.
then at school do work a while then sleep. (wasn't quite peaceful)
Jeremy was blasting funny, movie, commercial and stupid music.
but most of them was music to my ears.
then soon later, people keep coming in and out so was kind of noisy.
but soon later, i fell into slumber...
i slept for close to 45min with a 1 - 2mins interval after 5 - 10mins of my sleep.
then 2.45 came and i went to find Jeremy after he left the room.
searched for a while, call him then located him.
He was at DNT block with one of the sec 5 girls.
she was doing some thing like melting the acrylic and then using a machine and place it on the wood. it was kind of cool but she was like looking so anxious and shouting softly "NO" that i predicted it was screwed (well maybe a bit.)
then soon later, we left and i went to Jeremy's house to get his slippers.
his house was so near (like beside only) to the CCK stadium, but i scared late so i left like 4mins before it started.
Just as i was about to leave (& Jeremy wanted me to keep staying since he knew it was freaking near) he opened his dog's gate (a small area where he kept his dogs).
They started coming near me, especially the smallest one (he have two dogs). The other one was just barking but kind of scared of me.
I was so freaking scared that i ran to his sofa and started shouting and screaming (I am really scared of dogs no matter the size).
but then he after that he opened his gate and i went to CCK stadium.
i went swimming with some of the boys and Eric.
Freaking crazy sia.
1min 38 sec for 2 laps of freestyle (which is my best stroke)
freaking hard, couldn't make it.
then 5pm i left the CCK stadium
(i left the swimming pool but kind of officially left the stadium at around 5.15pm).
then headed for school.
kind of agonising since Jeremy slippers was big and the rubber kept rubbing between my big toe and my index toe (which causes friction) and it was freaking burning when i kept walking with it. But i would like to thank him for lending it to me since i also wore it home as my shoes were wet.
anyway, just to continue.
after i reach school they decided to take a photo.
what a coinsidence you may think but nope, i called Qamaruz so they were informed.
then Jeremy was the camera-man for us.
before i start, i would like to say that this might insult both parties so sorry about it.
then we were very noisy (of course la, who take picture so diam diam over there, that's only when the picture is about to taken and the camera-man says 1,2,3 or 3,2,1.) then the NPCC people don't know shout what so loud then Jeremy pek chek then scold them some l*n j**o thing which i have apparently forgotten.
then Henry kena called down by his officer then Sushil pei him. then go there liao, Sushil gotta apologise to the company about Jeremy.
WHAT THE F**K LA!
basically, Sushil shouldn't take the balme for he didn't did it but Jeremy also shouldn't have take the blame for he only be the camera-man. but he shouldn't have scolded them la. so i am kind of neutral.
then when i heard Ms Tan going to come up for the party, all of us went to hiding and some of us faster clear the bags and nicely putting the chairs and tables. then we went into hiding. lol sia, we hide like zombies going to eat up us alive (like some zombies game, you get my point).
then when Ms Tan came, we surpirised her (well literally) and we brought in the food!
there was cake which was specially made with class 4I group photos which i would post the cake right after this post,
chicken with seaweed made (or just make hot) by one of our classmates,
drinks (which Bjorn and Regan bought and we kind of owe a bottle to them)
and KFC! (44 chickens for $81, expensive sia but it was good)
we partyed until like close to 6.30pm and i was about to leave with Ridhuan, Bernard & Ritchie.
then just as we left for home, we saw zaki and boon ping waiting outside with some stand (they were symbol stands). Apparently, two of my friends (whom i won't name) managed to found a few stands when throwing the rubbish so they thought since they throw the stands, there might be a whole drum set inside the bin (which Ritchie calls a storage room although i 100% disagree). then sway sway, when they rampaging the bins, (and doing it while closing the door) the security guard come. he walk very slowly but soon, got one boy when to throw something then the security guard spotted them.
they got called and almost kena police.
but WTF? school throw so is rubbish what then still say wanna sell to galang gune man. T******k sia.
but they only managed to get the stands after the approval from Mr Kat.
then after that when they were walking, they were talking about what happened.
then while walking home, they were talking about something (which i forgot) then i answered
"maybe he see you too black?"
then at the same time, got two indian man behind him sia,i was like shit, shouldn't have said that. i would like to apologise.
then soon later, we parted and went home.
while walking they started blabbering about whose house was the furthest and they say Bernard actually making one big round. to me it was not, to Ritchie it was.
then after that walked with Rifdi for a while then walked home then saw Bernard then after that reach home. then gotta bath again cause very sweaty.
well, today was good. would like to remember it...
&, may the LORD and Jesus be with you Ms Tan. May He protect you in your journey and in your life.
*Ends Blogpost* (& apologise for a very long post, be persistant and read it!)

{4/17/2009 11:41:00 PM}

Tuesday, April 14, 2009


MY FAVOURITE!

{4/14/2009 07:47:00 PM}

like all would know, today's a Tuesday.

recently there has been some fighting going on in Thailand and i would like to pray that everything would be alright as soon as possible...

these days, i try my best to do work
since i would like to be someone achievable in the future...
but sometimes, it's just kind of hard just to focus.

however, like what i always say.
one has gotta put in the effort then he can achieve.

well, that's all
the past few days has been kind of lazy and boring (sort off la), so not much to talk about...

Enjoy~!

{4/14/2009 07:43:00 PM}

Monday, April 13, 2009
Post Deleted Due To Mild Stupidness & Lameness When Typing This

*Deleted*

{4/13/2009 10:02:00 PM}

Saturday, April 11, 2009
ok, Asshole has been back.
back to shoot people.

well, i usually don't really care so, hope he just f**k off as soon as possible.

ok, i went to Jurong Point today with my mom and my sister.
there was this Kopitiam area which they called FEAST
got a lot of restaurant over there then if you "dine-out", can select a lot of different dishes.
but if you "dine-in", you can only pick food from that restaurant.
so finding a place to "dine-out" was a bit difficult but eventually can find it la.

since got Korean restaurant, i usually would pick the Bibimbap.

Bibimbap
-usually means mixed rice or mixed meal.

usually consists of egg, some vegetables, meat, rice & the chili paste
then you mix it all up then it would be kind of messy but nice.
a bit like lou hei only that you don't pull it up la.
then it would look something like this.


yup, something liked this, this was eaten half-way.

then after finish food go jalan jalan for like 3hrs, then went to this japanese shop &...
bought dark/bitter chocolate.
this is before eaten.
now only like 1/7 to 1/8 of it is left...

one thing i like about this type of chocolate is that no ones eats it in my house except me.
& it's crunchy, not a lot of milk like milk chocolate,
the milk chocolate sticks on one's teeth easily so i don't like it.
the taste also nice, for me that is.
then since got tuition then rush back.
well, didn't buy much but enjoyed myself.
hope to go out more often =D
Enjoy Your Weekend!

{4/11/2009 08:31:00 PM}

Thursday, April 9, 2009
recently, Asshole has been gone.
It might be temporary i guess but we will see...

well, today is kind of slow & lazy.
not much work done but at least i am glad i have started doing work.

& tomorrow is Good Friday.
How would you spend it?
don't cram up doing work or playing computer games.
go walk around or go out might be helpful

Happy Good Friday
& May The LORD bless and be with us.

Bye!

{4/09/2009 11:19:00 PM}

Wednesday, April 8, 2009
alright, before i start,
i would like to thank Ritchie for helping me retrive my wallet
due to my carelessness, i dropped it.

& Boon Ping for telling me
although he made me wait impatiently who retrieved my wallet.

*Start of Post*

ok, well there is currently an asshole, literally one in my blog.
basically, can also be called Spammer.

ever since my ranting on Monday, April 6, 2009
& some great things i have said about Spiderman,

this asshole (like i said, literally Asshole) has been spamming my tagboard.
i got no f**king idea why he does this

but let's look at all his b******t he has been sprouting and ranting about.

Note: Asshole's quote would be different font and colour.

First S**t

Spiderman? Dude. Ur 16 This Year. Quit Being Such A Baby By Saying Its Cool.

let me guess, from this sentence, you don't watch Marvel or any superhero movies or TV show but i guess you don't have a childhood instead.

Second S**t

Those People Who Said That Ur Lame Ass 8 legged Freak Hero Quote Is Cool Is Also A **** Ass Unmature **** **** Lan Jiao Bin

When did Spider-man offend you do you have a grudge against him? Besides, one can learn much from these kind of quotes. Unless you are too stupid to understand it?

Third S**t

So What If I An Asshole? I'm Glad Being 1. And I Don't See The Need To Prove To You That Whether Can I Make A Superhero Or Not For I Am My Own God. I Do What I Like.

"Ya, you are a God of your own." Go Fuck Yourself Damn It!

Fouth S**t

Is Your Name Really Hongzhou? I Wonder What Were Ur Parents Thinking About When They Decided To Give You That Name. I Know My Dad Was analing My Mum When They Thought About Naming Me Asshole.

I believe that when you said about the analing part, you were laughing. and what kind of name is Asshole? Are your parents illiterate?

well, i don't wanna go on
like i said, he is a total Asshole.

*End Post*

{4/08/2009 04:48:00 PM}

Monday, April 6, 2009
ok, i am a person who usually like to rants a lot.

i talkc**k about this and that
i talk s**t about this and that
i talk f**k about this and that.

ok, well i am pissed with studies.

sometimes you spend a lot of time,
not even getting the answer
when some others feel that it is so easy
they literally kicked your ass.

but one quote keeps me going.
i am not sure if i can take it but i shall just share it with you guys.

WARNING:
*stops WARNING sign on*

this is not a quote someone gave me so it would be labelled under the original person.

"With Great Power, Comes Great Responsibility"

By: Uncle Ben
(Peter Parker a.k.a Spider-man's Uncle)
(Creator: Stan Lee & Steve Ditko)
it just keeps me going.
this great powers which is studies wants me to be responsible for it
if I would to abandon this power and make a fool or fun out of it, I am Officially Screwed.
but i would to make full use of it, i might succeed.
however, i am always caught in the middle.
let's hope i find the true hope soon...
Bye!

{4/06/2009 08:41:00 PM}

Thursday, April 2, 2009
ok, before i start posting,
i would like to apologise to Bjorn for my stupid behaviour...

now, for the real post.

befoer i start on it, here is something for all of you.

HAPPY APRIL'S FOOLS!

yup, you all got punked.
oh come on, you think Dion would really close his blog just for a bunch of assholes?

nope, didn't think so.

sorry to those who thought that seriously happened.
this was just an april's fool joke.

and for this person...

Well Well Well. ITS ABOUT TIME THIS BLOG CLOSE DOWN ****FACE! =D
By: Asshole


can't believe you were such an Asshole...

chill, my blog would still be up.

Bye!

{4/02/2009 05:00:00 PM}

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